There hasn't been a couple this perfect since Johnny Depp and Amber Herd. Wait, scratch that: there hasn't been a couple like this since….well, since Ernie and Rubber Duckie. But now that I've performed next to a giant rubber duckie, I can see what Ernie was singing about all those years ago: the duck has a certain je ne sais quoi that's rare in water fowl. Heck, it's rare in any species. But, well, now I get it: I truly do. And I'm grateful that Rubber Duckie agreed to this photo because, let's face it, A-list celebs don't often mingle with great unwashed folks like Mr. Patrick. #DayMade
